Small penises have feelings too.
Barsexuality is the new black.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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