Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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