Where are you?
In a non slutty way
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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