Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Randomize
