Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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