Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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