I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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