so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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