ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
