Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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