oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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