I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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