Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
