I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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