Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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