i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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