Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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