marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I don't think brook has ever known best
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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