just survived the first fart of the relationship.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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