just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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