At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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