and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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