escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
