when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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