Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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