I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
