turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Man, jail baloney is awful.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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