So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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