im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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