i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Mom said you looked used
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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