Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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