I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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