I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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