I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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