I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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