operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
