we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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