Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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