Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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