Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
