Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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