we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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