Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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