Don't you send me to vm
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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