"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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