ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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