The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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