thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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