Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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