He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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