tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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