ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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