Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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