Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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